What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?