Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was the cow afraid?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do trees have so many friends?