Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Can February March?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?