Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why is summer always sad?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?