Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
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Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
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Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why is sand so optimistic?