What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?