What kind of monkey flies to school?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why is money so stubborn?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?