Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Someone stole all my lamps.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is the best book to read in autumn?