Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?