How does a cow do math?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?