What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's E.T. short for?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a Russian flea?