When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?