What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What school subject really rocks?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
