When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?