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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
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Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How is cat food sold?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
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What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
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How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
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What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?