Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?