What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do horses reside?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which animals make the best football players?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?