What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?