What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?