Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
My leaf blower doesn't work.