Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Which condiment adds the most kick?