Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
Which state is the cleanest?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?