Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why are all priests fit?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?