What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What fish sings the best?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What animal has the most fun?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do you make antifreeze?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?