Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?