What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where do books sleep?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a short cow?