What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do you compliment a cat?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
It's allergy season again?
How do you spot a modern spider?