What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why are stones so good at music?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?