What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How long do chickens work?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?