I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?