I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the bunny upset?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?