I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How long do chickens work?