Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Families are like fudge.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
When do mice play every day?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is another name for a cow?
What do nosey peppers do?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?