Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?