Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is blue and not heavy?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How do you arrest a pig?
It's allergy season again?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?