Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How are teens like cats?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call stolen cheese?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where was Noah born?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which is the worst season?