When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?