When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What season begins with a thud?
Families are like fudge.
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How are teens like cats?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?