What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What makes music in your hair?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which bug is related to you?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?