Where do kittens go to school?
The Catskills!
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What words make the best athletes?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
I broke my finger!
Which computer won the talent show?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the window need an aspirin?