What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do horses reside?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?