What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How can you make 7 even?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did electricity win the race?