Where do kittens go to school?
The Catskills!
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?