Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
When does a horse talk?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?