What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?