Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the frog starve?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?