Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
