What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
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What is the smallest lion?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?