What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
I broke my finger!
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which insect makes the best father?
It's Crowded!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How do you organize a space party?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?