Where do polar bears vote?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?