What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Do dads always snore?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Surprise!!!!
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?