What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a forklift?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?