How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's the loudest sport?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do you organize a space party?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How did the mermaid call her friends?