Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
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Why are ghosts always single?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How do you arrest a pig?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?