Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do naked fish play with?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How does dinner smell?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
My leaf blower doesn't work.