Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What boat is great at getting a deal?