Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How do bees get to school?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the student eat their homework?