If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?