Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?