Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
Which family member has tusks?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the barber win the race?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?