Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which insect makes the best father?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?