Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do fairies always drink?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?