What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are fish such good architects?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's the politest month?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What happens when grass goes out of town?