Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How does a cow do math?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?