Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What building always gets stains on it?