Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's the friendliest pen?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?