Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Because they have a lot of Christmas cheer.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
It's allergy season again?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?