What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What kind of bird can write?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?