What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What fish sings the best?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?