What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why was the picture sent to jail?