What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Which subject has two parts?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What utensil does water use to eat?