Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What siblings are always sad?