What is the strongest animal?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?