What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?