What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?