Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?