What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Why did the fish blush?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which plant has the best roar?