What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is the color of the wind?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?