What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why don't ants get sick?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?