What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
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What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?