Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?