I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do insects learn at school?