Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?