What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did March say to the madness?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the foal cough?