What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
Why is a doctor always calm?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a spider's favorite book?