What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?