What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why is winter considered holy?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why are books always so angry?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?