What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
I broke my finger!
How does dinner smell?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How does the sun listen to music?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?