Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What season begins with a thud?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?