Where do cats go on vacation?
Meow-i.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?