Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What birds make average students?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.