Where do polar bears vote?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the fish blush?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?