What kind of car does a chicken have?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do you organize a space party?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?