How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What dogs are always lying to you?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do you send a message in the forest?