How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do insects learn at school?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?