Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which insect is the smartest?