Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
When do cows get tired?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do librarians never make plans?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?