Why can you never find the number nine?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?