What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?