What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How can you make 7 even?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?