Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
It's allergy season again?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?