What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's the most determined bird?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?