How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
How does a taco bless the table?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What type of birds stay together forever?