Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?