Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do cats love to work?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?