Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the robot want for Christmas?