What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do hurricanes see?