Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did summer say to spring?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?