Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What is the most faithful insect?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What does a dog say before eating?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do rhinos charge?