What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's the most determined bird?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?