What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is the most faithful insect?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do horses stay in such great shape?