Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the mother rope say to her child?