Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Can February March?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where does breakfast live?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do bees gossip?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?