Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do some people love eating snails?
A book just fell on my head.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?