Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.