What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do bees say in the summer?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
