Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which animal is the most religious?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the foal cough?