What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a snowman's dog?