Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the bee sad?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do cows go for lunch?