Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
How does a lion greet other animals?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?