Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What car always breaks the rules?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What goes up when the rain comes down?