Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What makes music in your hair?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?