Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the opposite of irony?