Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?