What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?