Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did March say to the madness?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What animals love to close envelopes?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where are average things manufactured?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?