What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did one plate say to the other?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?