What makes music in your hair?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How do billboards talk?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do bees chew?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?