Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?