What vegetables do librarians like?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What animal has more lives than a cat?