How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
You whip out the doggy paddle.
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?