What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?