Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's the noisiest food?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?